This is Cooking With attitude, I'm no Chef, I'm no Professional Cook, just a dude with a serious addiction to the Culinary arts who sometimes is a dick. I will bring you simple recipes sometimes, sometimes over the top pretentious as fuck; depends on the mood, my budget and what I have in the fridge. So enjoy, or not... whatever.
It sounds so formal, doesn't it? "The Rules". But come on, don't worry, this is Freestyle, NO RULES, but some pointers for you.
1. RELAX, seriously, fucking relax, no matter hard or simple the dish is, if you don't fucking chill, it will be a pain in the ass.
2. Remember that there doesn't have to be a fucking difference between a fancy event and what you wanna eat on a wednesday night, everything can be fucking epic!
3. Try to have a few drinks whenever there is a chance, whatever your fix is; whiskey, beer, wine, vodka or tequila, it will help you to chill the fuck down and make pointer number 1 happen.
4. Don't follow the recipes literally, change, play, experiment until you find whatever you fucking enjoy.
5. Feel free to share this with anyone... this has no copyright.
6. If you cook with your buds, family or SO, get them to work, or at least have them keep you "hydrated".
7. Don't be a pussy, go on and try to cook even if it seems hard, if not, how the fuck are you gonna learn. Go for it, burn, fuck up. It's all about learning.
8. If you think that all of these pointers were in any way pretentious, unnecessary, stupid or whatever, refer to point three and pour yourself a drink and then to point 1 and Chill down...
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